(The Swedish word for the number six is ‘sex.’ The cashier is just about to charge an elderly couple for their groceries.)
Cashier: “That’s 106 kronor.”
(The old man hands him a 100 kronor bill.)
Cashier: “I need six kronor more.”
Old Man: *to cashier* “What did you say?”
Old Woman: “He said he wanted sex.”
Cashier: *getting red but trying to smile* “Six kronor more.”
Old Man: “What?”
Old Woman: *loudly* “He said he wants sex!”
(Both the queue behind them and the queue for the other register go silent and stare.)
Cashier: *loudly* “Kronor!”
Old Man: *loudly* “Speak up woman!”
Old Woman: *almost screaming* “THE CASHIER WANTS SEX FROM YOU!”
Cashier: *screaming* “SIX KRONOR!”
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