Club Parrot Add Comment Edit A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing a... Read More
Heaven Gate Add Comment Edit Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former worshiper. The scandal was begun when a 21 ... Read More
Why cats are better than babies Add Comment Edit I've known a number of people who told me that they were really eager to have babies. Having a spouse or good job would be ok, too, but ... Read More
Rest Stop Joke Add Comment Edit I was coming back from visiting my son in my Miami and I stopped at a rest stop to use the bathroom. I just sat down on the toilet when I he... Read More
Get Together Add Comment Edit A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse, he came acros... Read More
A Man Walks into a Bank Add Comment Edit A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow $200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man s... Read More
Let's Screw Again Add Comment Edit It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, ... Read More