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Today You Were Helped By Me, Myself, And I

(I am covering a break in the music department and help a middle-age woman find a CD. Immediately after that I head to the cafe to cover a b...

(Due to a mistake on the shipper’s part, I need to go to the local UPS depot to pick up a package sent to me. As this is a depot, not a stor...

(Unfortunately, customers often receive gift cards from another popular chain of movie theaters as gifts, as they are sold in retail stores ...

(Every week, we have coupons such as 25% off or a certain dollar price off of a product. You have to choose only one coupon as it states in ...

(A family walks in and gets some cigarettes and snacks. They walk to their vehicle and after ten minutes, the father, who was pretty rude ea...

(I am checking out a customer and her young son.) Me: “Did you find everything all right?” Customer: “Yes, thank you.” (Meanwhile her little...

(A customer walks up to the till. I’m watching the conversation from the kitchen nearby.) Customer: *to the cashier* “Could I speak to your ...

(I work in a retail store that has deals where if you buy two of certain items, you get both at a discounted price. You cannot buy only one ...

(A customer comes in with a an 8 1/2″ circular saw blade and he wants to return it.) Customer: “This blade isn’t going to work for me.” Me: ...

(I’m considered legally blind. I can see, but not well enough to drive, etc. I also have to look very closely when reading, especially small...

(A couple of weeks ago the bicycle that I had owned since I was eight years old was stolen, right outside my shop. I was at work at the time...

(The Swedish word for the number six is ‘sex.’ The cashier is just about to charge an elderly couple for their groceries.) Cashier: “That’s ...

(I’ve just found the piece of underwear I was looking for, from the mall’s own brand. The closest check-out happens to be their shop-in-shop...

(I’m deaf in one ear and hard of hearing in the other. Since I’ve been like this all my life, I’ve learned to adjust as well as I could. I h...

(Our libraries offer self-checkout stations in addition to staff-assisted checkout. The self-check consists of a touch-screen monitor and ba...