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Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, and fear of b...

Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine? Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? Don't bother me. I'm living hap...

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's private part. Naturally enough, she panics. The hus...

1. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you see an actual baby emerging...

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. 2. ...

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the cou...

I as been driving since I was 12, but recently me desided to get a real driving lisence. However, when I went for a lesson, this ponce sat ...

One pint (0.5L) - Relaxed To most drinkers the first pint of whatever disappear almost unnoticed and will have little or no effect on speech...

There was an Englishman, a Frenchman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a train carriage going through Provence. Suddenly, the train w...

1. You say "the City" and expect everyone to know which one. 2. You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill. 3. You have nev...

One day . . . a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country, so he could have his son see how poor country people live. They st...

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949...