The Final Cherry On Top Add Comment Edit (I work at the retail store of an arts camp. Since the campus is about a half hour away from the annual Cherry Festival, we sell a number of... Read More
Don’t Lose Shut-Eye Over A Bad Eye Add Comment Edit (I’m considered legally blind. I can see, but not well enough to drive, etc. I also have to look very closely when reading, especially small... Read More
No Follicular Coupon Is A Folly Add Comment Edit (A man comes up to the pharmacy registers to purchase a bottle of hair growth product. These items come with coupons attached to the box so ... Read More
Not The Best Pupil For Eye Care Add Comment Edit Caller: “I need to make an appointment for my cat. Something is really wrong with his eyes!” Me: “Could you explain to me what you’re seeing... Read More
Emotional Blackmail Was Worth A Shot Add Comment Edit (I own a kennel which provides both boarding & grooming services. I answer the phone:) Me: “Good morning, [Kennel]. May I help you?” Cal... Read More
Hard Of Hearing For Hard Customers Add Comment Edit (I’m deaf in one ear and hard of hearing in the other. Since I’ve been like this all my life, I’ve learned to adjust as well as I could. I h... Read More
They Have It Made Add Comment Edit (I work night shift at a very popular Canadian coffee chain. Four drunk customers walk into the store, barely able to stand. I spot a white ... Read More