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Very Black Comedy

(My friend and I arranged a double date to introduce my girlfriend and me to his girlfriend, who is blind and uses a guide dog. We went to a...

Caller: “I need to make an appointment for my cat. Something is really wrong with his eyes!” Me: “Could you explain to me what you’re seeing...

(As part of the tourist information service, we offer to arrange accommodation for visitors. Mostly these people turn up on the day, but occ...

(I own a kennel which provides both boarding & grooming services. I answer the phone:) Me: “Good morning, [Kennel]. May I help you?” Cal...

(I’m the manager on duty. At the time I’m back in the aquatics department feeding the fish when a customer approaches.) Me: “Hello. Can I he...

(I was working in the call centre for a well-known bus company named after a type of dog. An ad was running at the time for a companion fare...

I've known a number of people who told me that they were really eager to have babies. Having a spouse or good job would be ok, too, but ...