Fairness Is Limited Add Comment Edit (Customers have the option of buying a single-ride coupon or an unlimited rides ticket. It’s a particularly busy day, and the queue line on ... Read More
Theme Of The Park Is All Natural Add Comment Edit Customer: “How do you get the boat to spin like we just did? Is it hooked up to wires?” Me: “Um… ma’am, we are rafting on a river. This is n... Read More
Has No Reservations With Her ‘Babies’ Add Comment Edit (As part of the tourist information service, we offer to arrange accommodation for visitors. Mostly these people turn up on the day, but occ... Read More
Emotional Blackmail Was Worth A Shot Add Comment Edit (I own a kennel which provides both boarding & grooming services. I answer the phone:) Me: “Good morning, [Kennel]. May I help you?” Cal... Read More
In A Muddle Over The Mobble Add Comment Edit (Most of our visitors are from England, and although we’re familiar with the ‘tourist’ pronunciations of a lot of town names, sometimes they... Read More