How To Package Crazy Add Comment Edit (Due to a mistake on the shipper’s part, I need to go to the local UPS depot to pick up a package sent to me. As this is a depot, not a stor... Read More
Should Have Framed It Correctly Add Comment Edit (I work in a framing store. I have been at this job only a couple of weeks when this happens – all I knew was basically that we sold frames.... Read More
Not Quite Wedded To The Details Add Comment Edit (I work in a bridal shop where in order to do pretty much anything we need the brides information, and the wedding date. A girl comes in wit... Read More
Insufficient Data To Handle Any Alternative Add Comment Edit (I work as tech support over the phone for an Internet company. I cannot get the customer’s modem back online and need to book a technician ... Read More
Giving The Scammers Too Much Credit Add Comment Edit (I’m the assistant of an accountant for a company that takes credit card numbers over the phone and processes them on another day. One custo... Read More
Can’t Put A Dollar Value On Such Stupidity Add Comment Edit (I work in a store that only sells items for $1. There are signs that everything is only $1 all around. This customer came up to me and poin... Read More
When You Know It’s Time To Re-Tire Add Comment Edit (My car has suddenly died with no warning, and I manage to get it pulled to the side of the road before I lose momentum. I call AAA to reque... Read More
Can’t Keep Count Of The Account Add Comment Edit (This customer is part of a rewards program for the store and calls in immediately yelling with a list of complaints. He eventually says his... Read More
Fairness Is Limited Add Comment Edit (Customers have the option of buying a single-ride coupon or an unlimited rides ticket. It’s a particularly busy day, and the queue line on ... Read More
Theme Of The Park Is All Natural Add Comment Edit Customer: “How do you get the boat to spin like we just did? Is it hooked up to wires?” Me: “Um… ma’am, we are rafting on a river. This is n... Read More
You Haven’t Seen Anything Yette Add Comment Edit (I help a mother find a dress for her daughter for a special occasion. It is really busy since it is prom season but we are able to find a d... Read More
A Closing Time Is Half Open Kinda Caller, Part 2 Add Comment Edit (For the company I work for, the call center is open 24/7.) Customer: “When do you guys close? I want to make sure I place my order before... Read More
Crime Can Be A Vicious Cycle Add Comment Edit (A couple of weeks ago the bicycle that I had owned since I was eight years old was stolen, right outside my shop. I was at work at the time... Read More
Not The Best Pupil For Eye Care Add Comment Edit Caller: “I need to make an appointment for my cat. Something is really wrong with his eyes!” Me: “Could you explain to me what you’re seeing... Read More
Two Can Whine For Ten Dollars Add Comment Edit (I’m taking orders for front counter. A customer walks up and hands me one of our “2 can dine for $9.99″ coupons.) Customer: “I’ll have this... Read More
In A Muddle Over The Mobble Add Comment Edit (Most of our visitors are from England, and although we’re familiar with the ‘tourist’ pronunciations of a lot of town names, sometimes they... Read More
Heed The Words Of Wisdom Add Comment Edit (Our libraries offer self-checkout stations in addition to staff-assisted checkout. The self-check consists of a touch-screen monitor and ba... Read More
His Shopping Trip Came Crashing To The Floor Add Comment Edit (My dad had heard from a few friends of ours that it’s a good idea to wax the outdoors brick floors so they don’t absorb water. They gave hi... Read More