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Very Black Comedy

(My friend and I arranged a double date to introduce my girlfriend and me to his girlfriend, who is blind and uses a guide dog. We went to a...

Me: “Hello! How are you? What can I get you?” Customer: “Hey! Can I get a margarita?” Me: “Sure, would you like that dressed?” Customer: “Ye...

(I am working the concessions counter for the evening. It’s been a hectic shift when two customers in their 20s approach me.) Me: “How can I...

(It is nearing the end of my shift and I am busy with cleaning the lobby since I have no customers. A girl’s volleyball team from one of the...

(I work at the retail store of an arts camp. Since the campus is about a half hour away from the annual Cherry Festival, we sell a number of...

(A customer walks up to the till. I’m watching the conversation from the kitchen nearby.) Customer: *to the cashier* “Could I speak to your ...

(A couple with a small child comes up to my register with a WIC transaction, which goes through without a problem until…) Me: “I am sorry bu...

(I’m taking orders for front counter. A customer walks up and hands me one of our “2 can dine for $9.99″ coupons.) Customer: “I’ll have this...