A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and ...
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Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in...
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From an ex-field sales / support survivor: I used to work in a computer store and one day we had a gentleman call in with a smoking power ...
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A Young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.The pain was ...
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Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise ha...
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Some years ago a chinese fishing ship sank in the chinese sea, it was a bright, sunny day with almost no wind and no more ships around than ...
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On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words ...
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Story - Michigan, USA. Guy buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He's pretty proud of th...
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If you read one disgusting story this year . . . LET IT BE THIS ONE! Suzy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. One morning around am 22 year...
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16 year old Stephen Barton, a pupil at one of England's leading fee paying schools, returned from school for his Christmas holidays in w...
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Here's one for all of you boat fanatics.... A true Story. If, God forbid, she had killed herself, she'd be a shoe-in for the Darwi...
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Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity to ea...
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to ...
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Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former worshiper. The scandal was begun when a 21 ...
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I've known a number of people who told me that they were really eager to have babies. Having a spouse or good job would be ok, too, but ...
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"I don't care if you haven't designed the database yet, I want to start data entry today!" My Boss spent an hour in a ma...
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We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite you...
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Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why....
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After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wif...
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There was this little kid with impared speech and it was the first day of school so the dad told him to be nice to the bus driver. He said ...
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